Holiday Videos

You may want to take some dramamine before watching as this one was directed and edited by Liana, who at three has much to learn about being a pain-in-the-ass. Well maybe not in that area but from taking a movie to content.

Gingerbread House Experiment



This is the first of two videos showing how well we work together as a family. My sister sent us this Gingerbread house to help us bond during Christmas. Please ignore the arguing and loud talk as just family "love" as we Germans and Latins tend to raise our voice when communicating from the heart.

I know what Santa's bringing

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Originally uploaded by JJButt

Liana in her usually devilish pose

Amanda Alexandra and Liana

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Originally uploaded by JJButt

This is our latest group picture of the girls getting ready for the holidays. Alex is almost a year old and the other two don't give her a moment's rest ... and I think she prefers the anarchy.

Gold at the end ...

... of the Rainbow



Our adventure began 77 days ago, on Christmas Eve. Not knowing when it would end was the hardest part. Not that there is "and ending" but for us being together at home was our goal. All 4 girls in one room, arguing, yelling, crying, interacting. I used a lot of humor to disguise and help us get through some tough moments, worries, and aggravations. At times the little things seemed big, and the big things seemed insurmountable. What I can say is that we have a great community of family and friends who help us when we are down and pick us up when we fall. I THANK YOU ALL FOR THAT. Just being able to write this now is proof. As Becky takes Amanda to school, Jeanette and Amanda are sleeping and Alexandra is trying to sleep (she grunts a lot).

Our departure had a lot of meaning as we were able to get a high school friend of Jeanette's as Alexandra's last nurse. We also were able to see our neighbor in the NICU, her son leave on the same day. Both of us arrived at the NICU in December and we were all leaving together. But our hearts were also sad as another baby, born a day later than Alexandra but on her 24th week of labor was still at the hospital. I could see the happiness in the mother's eye's and sadness watching us leave but knowing her daughter couldn't and unsure when.

Life is fragile. Don't forget that.
Small life is precious. Don't forget that.
Hard times make us stronger but seem to take forever to pass.

Tears remind us of the struggles that make the gold at the end of the rainbow feasible. I never believed in that saying until now. The gold is what we make it.
Our gold, my gold was seeing Liana with her little sister in her arms. It was precious. I thank all of you reading this for your prayers and support.










Thanks for reading and sharing in our journey!

Our Final Exam

Tuesday night we headed to the hospital after putting the girls down at their Abuelo's. Liana didn't want us to leave and she was hard to put to sleep. Unsure if it was the chocolate with 80% cocoa that Abuelo gave her or the chocolate with 80% cocoa that Abuelo gave her. As the kid loves dark chocolate more so than the crappy Hershey's style. The only thing that saved us was she ran out of gas around 9pm and fell unconscious. But we did hear she was up at 4AM roaming the house (probably looking for more chocolate).

Our final exam prior to release is to spend the night with Alexandra in a room near the NICU and perform all of the duties as if we were at home. Not too difficult one may think. Neither of us were worried as we have done most of everything needed except give her medicine at specific intervals. We had a class earlier on Tuesday, when I had to leave work at 2 and race to the hospital to meet with the pharmacist, who explained all 5 medicines, when and how to give them. Which after a couple becomes overwhelming. 3 are given in the morning once a day. The other two are more complicated. One 30 minutes prior to a feeding and the other after a feeding. So we have a plan to create a matrix of when and how for each. All seems well.

Now we arrived with an hour before the midnight feeding. Our room was small, a typical hospital room just on the outer door of the NICU ward. All started well during the first feeding, until I had to add our portable monitor to Alexandra (on top of the hospital monitoring). Doing so allows us to learn and see if all is well. All you have to do is place the velcro strap under her arms and put the white lead under the right arm pit, equal to a nipple. Then the black lead under the left arm pit with the same distances. Ali had other intentions. She was grunting and getting pissed since she was naked, cold and hungry. It was like trying to put a rubber on a worm. OK, maybe I don't know what that's like but the kid was squirming, not allowing me to get the velcro strap in place. So we did our best and kick started the machine.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"HOLY SHIT TURN THAT THING OFF!"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"WHAT?!"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
OK, remember off = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPress button 1, hold EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
hold button one, press button 2 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
OK, SHIT,
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
PRESS and hold button one, then press button 2.
AHHHH
Silence.

Well almost, Alexandra was crying, floping like a fish out of water. The hospital monitor is ringing and flashing like popcorn on the screen. Hmmm, something wasn't right. Maybe the leads are not on properly. Yeah. Put that test on hold for now, until the headache and ear pain subside.

Alexandra ate like a champ then. 10 minutes later she finished the bottle and not a drop spilled. Must have been the adrenaline rush from the comotion. Just when 1 o'clock rolled around things started to get pretty hairy. Looking back I felt like a science experiment more so than Alexandra. Almost like the movie SAW, where someone had a plan to fuck with us as they could observe everything and change the conditions as needed:

Doctor 1: "Ahh, they are comfortable, put the air down to 70."
Doctor 2: "Ohh, good one. Wait until they both try to sleep on that little tiny bed together."
Nurse 1: "Sleep, you think those idiots are going to sleep. Huh, you two must not have kids."
Doctor 3: "Dis iz a test to zee if dey are able tu cope wid da stressss."
Nurse 1: "Lets fuck with the TV volume. Up, down, mute HIGH, more HIGH."
Doctor 1: "Yeah, look at the sleeping baby stir. Oh good that started an argument as usual."
Doctor 3: "Zumthin about TeeVee and Americuns. Got to hav it on. HAHAHAHAHAH. Little do dey know, it sucks and da volume neva stayz level."
Nurse 2: "Dat dusnt matta. They fools will keep da dam boob toob on all night anyhowz."
ALL: "AHHHH HAA HAAAAA"

And so we were tested as the temperature kept going down all night in the room. I love it cold. 65 degrees, no problem. Well shit the temp was so cold my hands were cold. Every time we touch Alexandra, she gave us a look like "Dam your hands are cold"

Doctor 1: "Now they will spend an hour of their sleep time looking for the thermostat. Goood. Gooood, no not there, or there, or their. Hey, look the bastard is checking behind the toilet. "
ALL: "AHHH HA HA HAAAAA. That's a new one!"
Doctor 3: "Zeems dey alwayz take more time trying to ged comfour tab bull."
Nurse 2: "No shit, dey think dis is a Holidayz inn. See dey evun axed us fu ma towelz."
ALL: "AH HA HAAA HAAA, like they can take a shower!"


One the second feeding, we were both tired, but awake. No thermostat could be found. None of the nurses knew a thing on how to control the temperature.

Nurse 2: "Lookz, dey tawking to da fifth girl dis howa. Damm if wonna doz bitches sayz anything Im ma gunna twist der tits off."
Nurse 1: "Don't worry, we removed the thermostat. It has one temperature. On, full fucking cold"
ALL: "AH HA HAAAAAA! Its like the desert. No one expects snow in the desert. HA HA HAHAHAHA"

The 3 am feeding was a bit harder. Jeanette was exhausted, cold and unable to pump milk to her satisfaction. So I took the feeding and I was able to reposition the leads for our monitor. Then came the fun part. I turned on the machine with a wince ....

nothing
not
a
sound

Hmm, was it on? YUP, working well.
That was a relief. Even Alexandra was not too upset with process. Not until I had to give her the medicine. Opened a check, squirted the liquid in.

"WAAA" The sound of why the hell did you surprise me with that shit."

Doctor 2: "Hmm, medicine and portable monitor both on, gotta mark those boxes off."
Nurse 2: "Damz dem"

We had to double wrap Alexandra and then cover her with two more blankets. Her temperature was going down each feeding. I think I got about an hour or less of sleep, sometime during the 3 to 4 am time. Then the 6 am feeding came. More medicines. Three at once.

Now, medicine A and B can go in with a squirt of milk.
No. Is that medicine C and A with milk and B before.
No. Crap, heart beat, breath in ... out. All functions getting harder. Cloudy.
Now back to the medicine puzzle.
Why couldn't this shit be like Tetris. I could play that all night, all day without error.
OK, medicine A and B in milk, then medicine C afterwards.
Ok, why did A+B turn the milk black.


Doctor 2: "Look, medicine time. Ahh. This is when they look puzzled and have issues. No sleep, but need to think."
Nurse 2: "Yep fool, da milk iza black az night. Drink dat bitch."
Doctor 1: "Maybe the child will spit it up ..."
Nurse 1: "Look at that, he only put a little milk in it. And she's drinking it before she can taste the vile substance."
Nurse 2: "Na UHH, da bitch did dunt. NAH UH, no wayz. Crap!"
Doctor 3: "Yezzz, marks thatdwon az well. All medz taken."
ALL: "Crap .... Heh, turn the temperature down."
Doctor 1: "Can't its already at 58"

So I shuddered under my poncho liner. The one thing I stole from the Marine Corps when I left. It is used to go under a poncho for cold weather rain, but we improvise and use it in the sleeping bags. In the desert the nights are usually in the 30's or lower, so having a layer take up space helps. And it's thermal, strong, but light. Very durable. Washed it more than anything I have ever owned and it's still in perfect condition. I layed on my 12 inches of space and Jeanette had the rest, at least 18 inches to move. At the 7am time, we pushed Ali on the new nurse, to get her the hell out. I would hate to see her get sick from that cold place. Even the nurses told us that it was the coldest ever.

Nurse 1: "Hey, look, he is putting a card in the suggestion box."
Doctor 1: "Hurry zoom in, see what it says."
Nurse 2: "Hmmmm .... Datz funny. Heza righten likz we redz da damm cardz."
Doctor 2: "Sooo, what does it say?"
Nurse 2: "Itza toooo fuckin cold. Putz in a therma, thermza, therda. A dam controlz."
ALL: "Ah HA HAHHAHAHAHAH."
Doctor 3: "Hmm. Deyz dunn all the things needed. Looks like a pasz."
Nurse 2: "Bitches."
Nurse 1: "Lets go eat breakfast and go home."
Doctor 1: "Yeah, we better get home and rest, we have another couple, but first Time parents."
Doctor 3: "Ahh, fresh meat ... mwa hahahahaha"
Nurse 2: "Heyz, Ima gunna putz dat fake temp cuntrol inz latta."
ALL: "AHAHAHAHAHA...yeah that will make things fun..."

Then on my way out to the car. I had a funny feeling. One where you think "Did I, or didn't I". Dam, did I put my name on that test?

Well we must have. Alexandra was released as of 5pm but we had to fly like Superman with two kids before 6 or then after 8pm. So I opted my own rules. We will come and get her on Thursday morning. When we could get a good, or even some sleep.

Once in a Blue Moon

Today is the day, and yes tonight it will be a full moon (according to scheduled cycles). Alexandra's due date was March 11, and that seems to be the day she will be coming home. Jeanette and I will be at the hospital this afternoon for class on her prescriptions. Then we spend the night at the hospital in a transition room (it is a padded room with straight jackets). Then if all goes well, the earth and moon align she will be on her first car trip heading home in the morning. The girls will be sleeping at the Abuelos. Amanda will be eating Bonn-Bonn's with their shoes on the bed. Liana will be causing havoc with free reigns on the house and snack closet (never, I repeat NEVER put your goodies in a closet at waist level! She raids the closet at a whim and runs around trying to stuff the crap in her mouth if she is caught).
The Ides of March is approaching this Sunday. It use to mean for me: that's the day Julius Caesar was assassinated, but now it's just Jeanette's birthday. I foresee a day at home, basking in the sun, hearing feint noises of children playing outside ... since I will be on the sofa with half a bottle of scotch consumed trying to dull the noises of the kids and the monitor alarm going off ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

It's only an hour

I want to meet the asshole that invented this "Spring forward, Fall back" crap. I know it wasn't Einstein. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize how crappy this concept is and how much it causes havoc more so when you have toddlers on a schedule. When I was younger and/or without kids the hour was no more than something I had to do without which was either less sleep or less drinking time. Now we have to within a day get the girls to bed earlier, yet NOT have them wake us up earlier. Then move every one's eating schedule as well as bowel movements. In my world the ass comes before the mouth, so we have to get the bottom in sync with the top.

Alexandra was the first to feel the wrath of the time change demons as she was slowly (in 6 hours) pushed ahead to a new feeding and living time frame. I raced to the hospital just after Jeanette and Amanda went at the 6pm feeding, which didn't end until 7pm. When I arrived she was sleeping soundly. I had to wake her up with a thermometer in her arm pit and then change her diaper. This video shows you how good she was sleeping:



During the whole time she kept giving me this look like: "Oh crap not again. I was just cozy sleeping and you are going to start making me do something."

Every time I poked, moved, or altered her body she started to make the grumpy noise. Almost a growl-like sound that gurgles when a large dog growls at another when they are sniffing around their food bowl. When I started to feed her she didn't appear to enthusiastic. So after half of her bottle was finished (25ml of the 50ml) she had the look and sound that she wanted no more. And that was the case. I had to burp her for a couple minutes after every swallow or so of milk. It was as if I topped off a gas tank and I was trying to get in another gallon despite the tank not letting me fill more than a drop at a time. She was done when the bottle was near gone. She would lay on my back and held to me tightly as if she just finished swimming for hours and she was exhausted.

Then came the eye stare. Alexandra has a process when I let her sleep on my shoulder that she wants to see who is holding her. So she tries to keep her head in the air and moves it to see me. Kinda like a turtle coming out of the shell. She will do so until either A: she moves so much she will fall off the shoulder or B: I take her off the shoulder so she can look me in the eyes. Once I do so she will then stare at me without blinking for minutes.

"Ahh, so your the asshole that keeps pouring milk into my tummy when I had enough huh."

Ok, maybe those aren't her thoughts but I can see something brewing when she does the gaze. At the end of Sunday evening she weighs 5 pounds, 4 ounces.

Interrogating Alexandra

It started like every other evening in the NICU. But this day was different. Something happened and Mommy was determined to find out who and why. Some times our kids do things we can't control. But we want to know if they did it or have knowledge of it.

She now weighs 5lbs 3 ounces.

Taming of the Shrew

The Shrew refers to all of my girls as each of them have their own "special" issues that we as parents have to either alter or deal with.

Lets start with Liana. She has the attentions span of a gnat while eating. If she is starving, she will sit down before the plate hits the table and eat like a horse with a food bag. Non-stop eating, with hands, fork, spoon, whatever she can do to get the food down. If she is not starving, having her sit for 30 minutes is a pains-taking chore that occurs with most 2 year old boys. But she tends to distract when she leaves, by dancing, taking her sister's toys, making a mess, asking for things, etc. NO MORE I said!

"If you leave the table without permission, your meal time is over. I put your plate in the kitchen and you get NO FOOD for the rest of the evening. NO! Not even crackers. Just agua." She just gave me a grin and moved on. Her usual routine is to come back after a few minutes then graze and repeat. So she tried and was surprised when her plate was gone. So I saw her take food from Amanda's plate when she wasn't looking. I had to shoo her away like a stray dog at a picnic. The hard part now is not giving in, not changing the rule.

Amanda on the other hand has an eating disorder called "Me no likey". But that's not the issue I need to tame. This Shrew has a whining issue. Every word toward the end of the day comes out whining. No matter if it is a question, statement, or request. She whines. More so than a mother of a Jewish American Princess planning a wedding. So I ignore her words if they are whining in tone. I pretend not to hear them so she has to ask more than twice. Then I say "If you talk to me without whining, I can hear you." So far no progress is made, and when the tears start to flow I tell her that all negotiations have ended. I will not give into crying as a negotiation tactic (taken from my hard-corp never negotiate with terrorists or children crying stance).

On the Alexandra front she now starts to cry just before her feedings are due. On Tuesday I heard her start to cry just before 9pm, while we were washing before entering the NICU. Nothing would satisfy her other than a nipple in the mouth (I may have to start crying at home and see if I get the same treatment). Yesterday during my visit I talked to the head nurse who said:

"Your daughter's cry is bigger than her body. She's demanding her bottle sooner and she wants more attention. Time for her to go home."

And that's usually the case. As the baby's mature, they demand more attention. Which means they are on a time table closer to what a regular baby is. That is when they send them home. So yes we have been processing her to leave. Performing each step on the long check list. But the doctors want to make sure she has the best medication for her reflux while she is being monitored. Which I agree with. Although more than 2 months of hospital visiting gets more than tiring. Taking trips from house to doctor, to house, to doctor all in a day is even harder. Especially if you are in traffic with a crying infant in the back.

The Most Annoying Sound

About 10 years ago the most annoying noise I thought at the time was Matthew's velociraptor squelch that came from his mouth during a dinner at Friday's. It was so loud, ear piercing, wretched, long lasting witch-like scream when he didn't get what he demanded. The Matthew I am referring to is about 12 now and you never would have guessed he made that noise.

Now one of the most annoying noises besides a dozen Cubans in the room talking like they are on the phone trying to get their point across with hands flailing, sounds escalating, sentences roaring like belt fed machine guns, is the sound of the Apnea monitor alarm. We received training on the machine that will be attached to Alexandra most of the time when she is released. Like the picture on the left the sensors are attached below the arm with a Velcro strap that wraps around the chest. The strap is soft and comfortable and the leads are pretty small. The machine however is very loud. So loud you can land an airplane by just the volume level while flying at 15,000 feet. So loud you don't need to perform CPR on her if she does stop breathing. So loud I would rather run into Lake Michigan on a winter windy day naked than hear this noise while sleeping. I will gladly record the noise and show you what Amanda and Liana think of the noise. Maybe, just maybe we will use it to deter telemarketers ...

The actual monitor is pretty small, no larger than a dsl modem. The lights are simple and the funtionality isn't complicated. The data gets downloaded of the system hard drive to a computer and then sent to the cardiologist. It however needs to be on Alexandra most of the time, while in transit, anywhere anytime she is not being watched like a hawk. So we may just pay Liana in chocolate to watch her breath instead of the monitor. Not sure what gutteral noise that will emit from her mouth as a warning but I doubt it will get as loud as this machine.

The End is Near ...

This weekend we started prepping her for extraction. Alexandra failed her first car seat test on Friday. She had to sit for an hour without any breathing issues. She had the Liana "I want movie" syndrome. That is whenever we get in a car seat/van Liana expects a movie to play. Which we always say "NO! That feature is reserved for flights over an hour in length." Didn't you hate that excuse on planes? The second test came on Sunday morning around 5 am, when she was too tired to worry about the car seat, movie and popcorn. Alexandra actually did pass without any issues. The alternative to not passing is purchasing a car seat that is horizontal in the sleeping position, so we can feed her grapes as she is driven around town.

So far Ali is doing as expected at just over 5 pounds, taking all 8 feedings by bottle (notice no tube in nose) and limited to no breathing abnormalities. Now all we need is to get trained on the sleeping apnea monitoring equipment we will be using at home and then get her prescriptions filled and have the doctors train us when and how to:

• Give her the opium for life out of the NICU, the morphine to less the pain from her bleeding ears from the nearby sibling ruckus
• How to actually inhale the marijuana (getting the Bill Clinton book) to deal with the visitors and help her build up an appetite
• Finally the daily caffeine injections to keep her awake and stimulated. But I heard that Cuban Coffee is a safer, easier alternative. She will just have to fight Liana on who gets it first.

When I get the time I will orginze this bubblr presentation below with two postings for Alexandra and the other for our Sunday picnic with the Familia group.

Friday

Test Test

Two Months-A-Versary

Yes, today is Alexandra's 2nd month after birth. She started just under 2 pounds and is now just an ounce under 5 pounds. Jeanette was able to see and talk to the doctor last night. I stayed at home with a cold that Amanda seems to have as well. I didn't want Ali do get my soar throat and pains. Anyways the doctor gave us a ton of information that I will summarize in bullets instead of a large paragraph so you may digest the information easier:

• The Upper GI test turned out negative. No signs of issues or concerns. Alexandra is growing well but she is under developed or developing slower that we would like but not abnormally. In english, she may be a few weeks behind with her digestive system than a baby born at the same time span but all is working well.
• She should be home in April. The doctor wants to release her when she is totally off all medications and feeding perfectly. But that doesn't happen in America, since the insurance companies demand independence earlier. So she will be at the hospital until the doctor's feel we can handle any conditions she may have. Such as a monitor during her sleep hours to ensure she breaths normally and consistantly.
• They removed her feeding tube today. All feed will be done by bottle. That is a huge step but she may not gain weight as fast now since she has to excert more energy per feeding.
• All contact by HUMANS OTHER THAN Jeanette, Richard, Amanda and Liana is FORBIDDEN! The doctors clearly stated that no one but us four should be touching, holding, kissing, or getting too close to her. Amanda and Liana will do so sparingly. Once she goes home this will be hard for many to swallow. That includes family members not listed. The doctors explained that germs (especially lips kissing baby) can cause her a lot of harm and undue stress, fighting bacteria her body may not be able to cope with. More details on this one later ... no need to start whipping the horse when we don't have the cargo or wagon hitched!
• She started to receive her vacinations today. Another step toward going home.
• More news to come after I visit her later tonight.

Robo kid

The one time I forgot the camera was the one time I really wanted a good picture. Alexandra was hooked up to a monitoring system to detect sleep apnea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea).

She looked like a scene from Matrix when Neo was attached with wires on his head and chest. She looked very uncomfortable. I had to feed her sitting up as well as try and burp her sitting up. Wrapping her up as well was tough. The test was for a 12-24 hour period to measure and analyze her breathing while sleeping and eating. On Monday she had an upper-gi to see if her digestion system was well or if she had any stages of reflux. All tests on that came up negative. We should find out about the apnea test later today. Once I get the pictures we took off of Jeanette's cell phone I will post them so you can see all of the wires. Alexandra weighed 4 pounds and near 13 ounces. So she is a fart (black beans and mojo one) away from 5 pounds. Her real due-date is next week so lets see if she will be home when we "planned" her to be originally.

Where my time goes

I have to get my tax package ready to send to Jack to see what I owe or get back. I created a chart to show where my time goes during the past weeks since Alexandra has been born. I am a PowerPoint commando, capable of showing all types of data in various graphical formats.

Too Funny to Ignore

I received an email advertisement from some local joint. At first I thought this was a joke but it is a real posting for a real live band, group, or idiots playing nearby. Ok, so my parents called our music and performers idiots, assholes, scum, etc. And at times the 80's Madonna, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, etc. could be viewed as such. However these guys look ludicrous and I can only imagine the visceral sewage that spews from their mouths that is incoherent with nothing more than a rhythmic beat and slurring rhymes to keep it moving.

What the ...

Saturday we pawned the girls off to Tia for a Build-a-Bear birthday party at the Falls, while Jeanette and we able to listen to silence for a few hours. We wanted to see a movie, something we haven't done in a while but her pumping schedule didn't sync in with the movie schedule and lunch so we dropped that idea. We did however go to P.F. Chang's for lunch. Neither of the girls like the food there so we don't waste our time going as a family and decided it was the best place to eat in peace. So we actually ate with the pigeons outside while it was a bit windy and cold (mid 60's imagine that). The local pigeons went to town on a table next to us when the people left. I thought at first a cat was on the table as they moved stacked plates, fought and ate everything imaginable on the table. Even the dam birds in Venice are not as bold. I was hoping one would land on my table so I could eat for free, but no luck there. I should have had my camera ready.

The Sunday Dance
Amanda's Cupcake group (or is it Brownie?) had a jamboree with other local troops (or is it squads?). Each troop had a country to represent and then perform a skit, dance, story or something to represent the country. Amanda's troop had Scotland. I suggested a nice 15 year old scotch sampling for the table but they selected the safer cookie and dance routine. Below is a quick video of their dance which they had maybe an hour or two practice beforehand.



Sunday Feedings

Our Sunday after mass was spent at the Brownie (or is it Cookie?) event. Then we shipped Jeanette to the hospital for the 5:30 feeding of Alexandra and then I raced to the 8:30 feeding.

Weekend Frustration
This weekend lead to a new level of frustration. Alexandra has been having issues during some of her feedings, not being able to keep all of her milk down. At times she seems to have some of it come back up during any of the three different methods (breast, tube or bottle). On Friday we were told a pH test was to be given. Which is a swab, down her throat to test and see if she what the acid level is down the throat. If high, that indicates reflux or stomach acid coming up. When I heard this news I immediately thought it would be high, due to the fact of a tube down her throat for the tube feeding, which could or does irritate the throat passage. Let’s keep in mind it has been there for almost two months. In my mind I felt it would give a false positive, but I assumed the doctors already took that into account when they order the test. On Saturday we found out the test was cancelled. After more digging, cancelled due to the fact that the test cannot be done while a tube feeding is in place. NO SHIT.

Now an Upper GI has been ordered for today. This will reveal or give a better understanding if something wrong is happening with the digestion of her food and passageway. In my mind I feel her digestion isn’t the issue but the timing of the feedings. Every 3 hours, no matter what.

"Are you sleeping? Hmm, well let me wake you and shove this 38, or wait
43 ml of milk down you, give you 30 minutes to binge. Oh is that spit up? Here
let me shake you so we can cram the last little bit down you. Are you cranky? Is
that gas, hold on let me shove more down your throat, just a little more, hold
on bitch, quite squirming you have another feeding in an hour…"

Hospitals don’t take into account the baby's timing just the timing. Some kids may need more frequent feedings. In my mind Alexandra needs maybe 6 feedings of slightly more but a longer in-between time to digest and sleep. She gets, maybe 60-90 minutes of sleep before she is fed each time, each and every day. So I need to talk to the doctor and ask questions, and insert my opinion instead of letting the system dictate and then create issues instead of fixing issues. I am tired of “When is she coming out question” when I have no clue on what is going wrong, why is it taking so long, and when are there any signs of improvement.

On the positive side, she did great me last night with a small but deadly fart while I was changing her. For a minute I thought Liana was in the room. DAM that stunk!

Operation Escape Codename: Zero Two Nineteen

Our third operation escape was planned and started on the same day. After arriving home late (late to me is near 6pm) we had to scarf down some fast food (which never happens on a week night) and then make brownies for the school bake sale. Of course the gremlins wanted to help "me lick, me lick!". As you can see they did their job cleaning our spatula and whisk. No need to put them in the dishwasher. Our 7pm licking will haunt us later as Liana had issues going to sleep ... too much sugar and/or chocolate. Our rule, which we observer religiously ... no chocolate after 6pm. It will, and always does keep her up. Either the caffeine or the sugar combo, but a cookie, cake, ice cream, ant, anything with chocolate keeps the kid awake. So we do the Gizmo standard minus six (remember from Gremlins, "don't feed them after midnight"?).

Christie was our parent impostor and she was well briefed capable of performing her task with her eyes closed, laying down on the sofa. Jeanette left just after 8 so she could try and give Alexandra some milk on tap. I had to wait until just after 8:30 when Liana decided not to come out of the room. I arrived at the hospital just as Ali was finishing her "gabage" feeding. That is the tube down the throat process. Just a few hours before I wrote the doctors put her on all 8 feedings by bottle but she was too tired to take the milk on tap or from a bottle. Alexandra just wanted to sleep. And I heard that her feeding earlier she had breathing issues so, the move to 8 bottles went back down to 4. I am no rocket scientist but I thought that was a huge jump myself.

So I was able to hold her for at least an hour while she slept, perfectly still. She looked like she would have stayed days in the curled up position, too cozy and hot as a furnace. She now weighs 4 pound 9 ounces. I am hoping to visit on Friday evening for bath time. Our third mission went well as no alarms or issues occurred, not until 1pm and 5:30 am when Liana woke up wondering if it way daytime yet. Dam school brownies.

Have a good weekend. We are actually planning to go to the movies while Amanda, Liana and Tia go to a build-a-bear birthday party.

Drink, Drink, DRINK!

I was not going to post today due to lack of news. But as we plan not to, plans change too. I received a call from the update queen (Jeanette) that Alexandra's new orders are to take 45ml of milk, 8x day, all by bottle. If she passes this test she will be one step closer to pledging for a sorority during binge week. She already has experience using a syphon to the stomach. So I guess testing her limits at an early stage is a good and bad sign. Needless to say if all goes well in the next couple days she could easily get the car seat test, which is then 24 hours or less away from getting kicked out of the hospital. Her due date was March 13 and our "planned" Cesarean was a week prior. So if she is in fact out before February ends she will be steps ahead of a normal schedule. What is normal?

More news to come. I will be heading to the hospital to shove the 5:30 feeding down her throat. Lets see how it goes.


Here are some past pictures of Amanda and Liana when they were Alexandra's age:
Amanda










Liana

Two hours is never enough ...

Our day started like any typical Monday but Tuesday hybrid. No one wanted to wake and get back into the routine. Luckily I had the stay in bed pretend to be sick card I got for passing Go and landing on Chance. Dam, that was a dream after playing Monopoly Junior with the girls.

Which in fact is a great game for most kids and not as intimidating as the adult Monopoly which usually takes 3 hours, 2 fights, and/or a board flip to finish. We can easily play a game in 15 minutes and the have fun acquiring rides (instead of property) and money (1-5 dollars only). I will have to invent the 2010 Monopoly version as you avoid foreclosures, bad loans, unpaid bills, bail outs, cheating bankers, fraudulent loan officers, poor credit, bloated houses ... you get the point. Sounds like a fun game.

Actually Amanda and Liana where at top form that evening, fighting, playing, screaming, fighting, dressing up. Liana had on her Princess Aurora costume with a chain around her black-tongued elephant, parading her around the house like a dog. I didn't get a picture of that scene but I did get these later. Alexandra will have her work cut out for her getting up to speed with these two clowns. Jeanette and I were able to visit the hospital as Abuelo came to watch the girls sleep while we snuck out for 2 hours.

Our Visit to see Alexandra was a typical two hour session. This time my aunt Carol and my cousin's wife Thai stopped in for a visit. We found the NICU more than busy as ever child had at least a parent or two visiting. The room on the 3rd floor is much smaller, almost like a closet, holding 8 or 10 babies. One baby that was born a day or so after Alexandra graduated to the same floor and is behind her. He weighs just over 5 pounds and started at 2 pounds just like Ali. She now weighs 4 pounds 4 ounces. The next question is "When will she come out?" I have no exact answer on that one. I think we have to meet 2 or more of the following:

• When she drinks all her milk from all 8 feedings from a bottle with no issues


• When she can sit in a car seat for an hour


• When she craps on one of the doctors


• When she cries for more attention and the nurses go crazy


• When the moon turns blue and a cow jumps nearby


• When the insurance finally gets their act together and starts paying the bills without stupid questions holding up claims