Gravity Boots?

Do you own a pair of Gravity Boots we can borrow?

If so we will use them along with our rented hospital grade Medela milking machine to help Jeanette produce the demanded supply of milk Alexandra needs. All we do is turn her upside down and start milking, let gravity help. The only issue is keeping Jeanette near an outlet so when the machine is hooked up it will work while upside down.  This may even reduce her phone time (if she doesn't use her new headset that is). Alexandra is now drinking 4ml of milk an hour, per hour, every hour, all day! Technically that is not that much milk but for a person that never produced a lot pumping it is.

Here are some Dallas Cowboy jokes a coworker passed around to our Cowboy nuts.

Q. The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
A. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

FYI, the Gravity Boot request is a joke, if you didn't already figure the humor part out.